Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Etch-A-Sketch

So, I get back from my little weekend away and everything is a mess. Not my mess, but a mess... and some of these messes are on my "clean up" list...

-People forgot that the end of the month was the 31st of August. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

-DJ AM died and now some of my homies are getting messaged left, right, and centre about the details to where his memorial/funeral services will be held... ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

-People "changing their mind" and then expecting me to bow to their expectations within the same time frame. Again, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

-And people being pissed at me because I didn't show up to this or that... respond to their stupid message or status updates... all because took time offline... DO I EVEN NEED TO REPEAT MYSELF?

FUCK THIS. I'm not aging 10 years because some people decide to take the moronic route.

So to break away from the stupidities of "hustling"...

Even though I had to much work to do and stuff to catch up on, I decided to babysit these 2 kids for a bit today - and they rock. I am going to write a book about how awesome they really are... I never really had any interest in having kids, but I always looked forward to being the cool aunt. Well, I am most definitely cool.

They are having a garage sale this weekend and let me have first crack at the goodies... 

I got some pretty nice scores:

-Etch-A-Sketch: $2
-Baby Beluga Chubby Book: $1
-Scrabble Apple: $2

Who knew that a measly $5 could buy so much happiness and nostalgia... and flood me with newfound inspiration...


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